merrily on high

dear mingo,

it’s been long enough & i forgive you for shoving your face in my coconut cream pie.
what a pervert you are anyways, but man the world is still turning so i’d just as soon
eat my cheerios and scream “happy new year!” than ponder why my cat just died.

actually, they’re due to create a new curse word because everybody is just getting
tired of hearing the same old sh-t. i won’t question nobody especially when i aint
the one wearing a carhartt and some muddy boots.

please stop by your sister’s soon and let her know this hinga has been meaning
to call her for some time now. hehaw merrily on high, and xmas is here.

your oldest pal,
the seagull